Alamo Drafthouse Introduces “Vertical Vision”…!

So the Alamo Drafthouse yesterday announced that with the support of director Paul Thomas Anderson, they are launching a new VERTICAL format theater in downtown Los Angeles. That’s right, they are turning widescreen on its head!

Here’s the schematic:

Or… should we be somewhat suspicious?

I do love that schematic.

But the release, dated 3/31/19, is by a gentleman named John Smith. And we all know what happens on April 1.

Hope you all enjoyed this one as much as I did. Well played, Alamo, well played.


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